<strong><font size="2"><span class="smalltxt"><span class="bold">用英语逼死美国人</span></span><br/><br/></font></strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15px;">刚才来了个美国人，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的： <br/><br/> 前台小姐：“hello.” <br/><br/> 美国人：“hi.” <br/><br/> 前台小姐：“you have what thing？” <br/><br/> 美国人：“can you speak english？” <br/><br/> 前台小姐：“if i not speak english， i am speaking what？” <br/><br/> 美国人：“can anybody else speak english？” <br/><br/> 前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing， no people have time， you can wait， you wait， you not wait， you go！” <br/><br/> 美国人：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？” <br/><br/> 前台小姐：“shout what shout， quiet a little， you on earth have what thing?” <br/><br/> 美国人：“i want to speak to your head.” <br/><br/> 前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”</span>